I don’t want to rain on anyone’s Easter parade so I will keep this post fairly dry, although it is expected to rain here so much over the next five days that all the rivers in south central Missouri will be flooding. It seems that Gaia and her husband Al Gore, have started a new green hell offensive against us occupiers of the Ozarks. Yesterday, Gaia sent out a tornado that hit and closed the St. Louis airport. She probably was thinking that we will now have no way of escape from the green hell, but I am prepared to stand my ground and fight against the green horde anyway. I do not fight with carnal politically correct weapons approved by Al Gore. My weapons are mighty for the pulling down of green strongholds. I will use the H-bomb when necessary (herbicides).

Too bad the Latter Rain gods cannot get their act together and tell Gaia to move some of the rain to the drought stricken areas of  West Texas and Oklahoma. I wonder why, with all their supernatural powers over creation, they cannot even get Gaia to nudge the jet stream toward the Southwest? After all, Pat Robertson told us that his own prayer stopped a major hurricane dead in its tracks in the Atlantic so that it did not hit his Virgina Beach university. And Robertson never even claimed to have attained to the level of David’s mighty men or Joel’s Army like those on the Elijah List of the New Apostolic Reformation.

Didn’t Elijah pray and command the rain? I think its time for those on the Elijah List that tell us that they are going to lead Christianity to take dominion of the earth back from Satan to either put up or shut up. I have heard about the amazing powers they have claimed that they are receiving for some time now. How about you “anointed ones” make like the Easter Bunny and spread some of the goodies around! You claimed a wealth transfer would be coming  to you and that you would be distributing the wealth to Christians. Well, Lets see some of it! I am sure the Christian farmers in drought stricken Oklahoma will appreciate your assistance, as will all those that are chronically unemployed and underemployed. How come you mighty anointed god people all turn out to be all talk and no action?

On a totally different dry Easter note I have a good suggestion for Obama. I hear that there is a book coming out on May 17 called Where’s the Birth Certificate, by Dr. Jerome Cosri. It will tell us why Obama is not eligible to be President. From the early hype on the book it could be that the book is going to make Obama appear to be a complete fraud. No real surprise there though, so the Devil must be in the details. The book is number one on Amazon in the anticipation that something new is going to be revealed on Obama.

Therefore, Obama needs to steal the thunder from Cosri’s book by having a big Easter egg hunt on the White House lawn after his Easter sunrise golf game service. One of the eggs should contain his long form birth certificate and lesser prizes could contain keys to all the academic records that he has locked up. The grand finale of the event could be an Obama teleprompter presentation about how he pulled off getting a fraudulent Social Security number and why he will not be prosecuted by the “Justice Department” because he controls it. The consolation prize might be a signed copy of the new book that he will get someone to write for him that discloses just how he got terrorist Bill Ayers to write “Dreams of His Father” for him.

Wow! what a revelation that would be if Obama came clean and exposed all of his dark past. He could tell everyone how he has seen the light of Allah and is now turning over a new leaf of the Koran. Harold Camping and followers then could go in the Rapture on May 21st with the knowledge that the world is fully under the control of  Rosemary’s Baby just like Camping figured out with his new math.

I can almost see the long form Birth Certificate entries now– Mother, Ann Dunham — Father, sperm donor selected by the Damian cabal (was the secret donor Malcolm X?).

*(Okay we were shown that there is a birth certificate right after I posted this and it says that Obama Sr. is the father but that does not mean he actually was the father nor does it explain why after spending millions and destroying lives not to release the certificate it suddenly appears. A revelation that was just made known through a Freedom of Information Act acquired document might make one wonder if the marriage was just a gimmick by Obama Sr. to try to stay in the United States and stay at Harvard. At least that is what the INS seemed to be thinking about Obama Sr., Obama Sr. even already had a wife in Kenya when he married Obama’s mother. We also know that contrary to what President Obama has been saying Obama Sr. never lived with his mother in the first two years of his life. Donald Trump has been taking all the credit for Obama releasing his birth certificate but it seems to me that it was really this post that drove him to do it 😯 )

Well, you do have to acknowledge that Obama has more resemblance to Malcolm X than he has to Obama Senior. If you follow the link in the Rosemary’s baby article you might even believe that there actually could be some paternal connection. Anyway, Obama could tell us all about the details in his new book.

On a not so dry note, tomorrow Christians will celebrate Resurrection Sunday. Let us keep in mind and tell the world what really happened almost 2000 years ago. God gave the world a free gift and it was not a chocolate Easter Bunny. God gave His Lamb as a sacrifice for our sins.  Now we must take the gift and eat of God’s Lamb and obtain everlasting life or refuse and remain dead in sin, forever alienated from God. No matter how much you chocolate coat your own wormy good deeds to gain heaven, God will not accept the stuff. God has already determined that only His Lamb will be served. So choose His Lamb and life.