Each year brings its own set of April fool yokes and yokels, 2010 is no exception.

April fool yokels:

Senator Barney Franks may announce the replacement to the military don’t ask don’t tell policy for homosexuals serving in the military. Sources say the program will be replaced with the “Just tell Barney program“. A 1 -900 hot line will be set up for reporting any gay activities directly to Franks. The money collected will be used for gay meetings with the Senator.

Several Christian Zionists have been adamant for years that every negative statement or action toward Israel has a direct and immediate consequence for the United States.  They claim that the recent floods in New England were caused by Obama showing disrespect for Netanyahu. The Obama administration really believes the solution is building a fleet of arks. They say it will create many good jobs. But to hedge their bets Obama also announced a “show respect for a Jew day” as his solution for solving our national economic woes. Homeland Security said they will consider issuing red alerts if these Zionists learn to predict the place and extent of the disasters before they take place. Graduates from the Kansas City Schools of Prophets say they are working on it.

As a good will gesture all government owned businesses in the United States will be spreading the wealth around on April 1st,  just walk in and say, “Obama sent me”.

It is expected to be announced today that all that sign up to vote Democrat in the 2010 election will be given a 20 percent discount certificate by Government Motors. Some Democrats are very concerned that this will not be enough incentive.

House speaker Nancy Polosi may be marching in the first gay priest parade in a show of support to keep from getting excommunicated from the Roman Catholic Church. Senator Larry Creig is tap dancing around rumors of a brief appearance at the staging ground restroom.

Senate leader Harry Reid may announce his amnesty and reelection program today. All illegals and government workers will get a government paid trip to Las Vegas Nevada where all illegals will be presented honorary birth certificates. Obama said it sounds like a fine idea to end the depression in Las Vegas and to nullify birther issues. After all, we all know that government employees and illegals have the jobs and the money to pull this off.

China said that Google is not God this week, but Internet searches since Google departed from China takes you to virtual Hell.

Kim Jong-il will be appearing in Iran today as a peace jester to the world. He will be speaking on how nuclear weapons proliferation brings about stability to world tyrants.

Obama released his long form birth certificate today as his own April fools joke on America. The national media just said it proves that we are a nation of immigrants. Most Americans were not surprised.